sock + knob = double entendre

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 12/05/2013 at 10:39 • Filed to: None

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the jokes write themselves

In followup to yesterday's cold metal shift knob issue, with my suby sold I am now driving the civic in the COLD (today we say -18F), a solution was needed. Did you know a baby's sock is JUST the right size?

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/thermometre-sa…

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 10:41

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I do the same thing, when it's really hot and cold.

Nibbles > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 10:46

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Heated and cooled shift knobs

Why is this not a thing yet

MonkeePuzzle > Nibbles 12/05/2013 at 10:47

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I did briefly consider inventing such a product, and then images of wires running from my cigarette lighter socket to my metal shift knob and electrocuting me in traffic came to mind, so I stopped thinking

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 10:48

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Unless your daily commute is like a F&F racing scene, why is a cold knob (giggity) an issue?

Nibbles > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 10:48

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In that case, PATENTPENDINGPATENTPENDINGPATENTPENDING

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 10:50

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I had to go with a leather / color match insert knob for my S2000. 100 degree days were BRUTAL. I am surprised I didn't end up with a shift pattern brand imbedded in my palm.

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi 12/05/2013 at 10:52

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umm... my daily commute IS like a F&F racing scene! I live my 35 minute commute 10 seconds at a time

MonkeePuzzle > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/05/2013 at 10:53

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that'd be a cool brand though!

MonkeePuzzle > Nibbles 12/05/2013 at 10:53

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would you be interested in a business partnership?

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 10:55

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Ick. I'm suddenly happy my 50 minute commute is spent on two long stretches of highway.

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 12/05/2013 at 11:02

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Heh, this is somewhat common advice for Texas, even on daily drivers.

Because 100+ degrees in the summer. :o/

Nibbles > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 11:02

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Do you have access to a CNC machine?

MonkeePuzzle > Nibbles 12/05/2013 at 11:05

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no, but I could probably get something from itunes

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 11:17

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I think this pretty well sums it up.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2013 at 11:59

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I figured, what the heck, I might as well do it right if I'm gonna do it at all. So here is the fixed version, so all S2k owners can share their pain.